Slighty derranged

Wow I was beyond out of it today.

I just got done with mail call and went up to S-1 to return the keys when a SSgt yells

"DEVIL DOG!!!"

Yeah that didn't register as possibly being for me. He yells again

"HEY! DEVILDOG!"

No light bulb... until the Cpl I was with pokes me and points. Ding ding ding. I'm the said Devil dog in question and all I could do was turn and start thinking of anything I could've possibly done to deserve being called out in a crowded office as Devil Dog no less. Nope Couldn't think of anything. While I was pondering he just kept looking at me with this face of disbelief. I didn't respond, Opps!

"Yes?" I said.

Then he points at his head and says "Goggles."

I was half tempted to respond with

"You aren't wearing any goggles SSgt," but something told me that was probably the wrong answer, most deffinitly, most likely, So instead I simply asked "What?" And again he looks at me like I have fangs or am the biggest shitbag ever.

He tries again with the point to head and "Glasses."

"Ohhhhhhhhhh"

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhh"

"I thought I lost them thanks SSgt!"

I booked it quick like after that. He looked ready to flog me with his locker keys.


Not All Here,

Jamie G.

Current Location: ORDNANCE
Current Mood: DeDeDeeeeee
Current Music: AeroSmith

So here I sit in my Van full of fumes. Wondering about random things. Mostly about this video game that my friend plays. It's this little golfing game for PS3. It's not very entertaining, but I make it so. The Caddies points out the obvious. It's pouring rain and the stupid caddie decides to make the understatement of the year and voice her opinion of it being wet out. Yes indeedy it is you little animated de de deeeeeeeeeee. Thank you for your weatherman skills but I think I got this. Not only that the stupid little thing make other comments on the slopping and whatnot. After listening to her little captain obvious comments I voice my own. "Can you hit her with the club or chase her down with a golf cart or something?" "No I tried." "Damn! there should be cheat codes where all of a sudden the screen morphes into Mortal Combat and you hear FINISH HIM! FATALITY!" ( Notice the exile of the brain to mouth filter. ) *Imagine the charater highlandering the caddie screaming "THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!!!!" Than using there head as the golf ball for a faptabulous put.* (Don't judge me that caddie was annoying and deserves what my brain flings her way!) Lovely non?


Just felt like sharing...

Jamie G.

Current Location: Van
Current Mood: on accident
Current Music: Flobots

It's been a while. My bad just haven't been in the mood to sit down and type anything. Anywhos. This weekend kinda blew. Just a smidgen bit. Not the sarcasm yeah? Anywho me and Rudy were headed to Waikiki for shits and giggles after a NEX run. On the way my friend texted me about the bad crap that's going on with her and I couldn't help but say well that karama for you. And not even 5 minutes after that my Mom calls and tells me that she had to put Reno down because his organs shut off on him. Ironic non? My big brown eyed heifer is gone along with my curly tailed pre modonna who went last year.So that's 3 orignal family members down since I've been on this island I wonder whos going to be next because I'm deffinitly seeing a pattern. Alrighty go to go. Still in the hippy high van. I should invite afro man in here! He'd love it!

Peaceful Lent in my Peaceful Eye!

Jamie

P.S. I got promoted on the 1st. I'm now an unmotovated Cpl of Marines. Hear me Rowr!!!

...meow...
Fuck it!

Current Location: HAZMAT Van o Fumes
Current Mood: ...
Current Music: Modest Mouse

GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm depressed. I can't let it eat me. I won't let it eat me!

Current Location: Work
Current Mood: HMMMMMMMM
Current Music: Everythings Gonna Be Alright

Hello from the chronicly bored! So here I am just chillaxing... theres a retirement ceremony somewhere on base I'm probably supposed to be at but alas! No one tells me crap so I'll stay right here and talk to myself. MUHAHAHA!!!

I was just thinking wow no wonder why all the serial killers and whatnot are usually white middle aged/late 20 men. I went to the flea market and there were atleast 6 lil boys on leashes! I'm not one to judge parenting technics but REALLY MAN! That's like calling your kid Damien or Gay (Which is a real name cause I make fun of her everyday) or Richard for that matter.... Anywho that's gonna make a great file for the police reports someday Alias: Gay Woodcox. It's just wrong but pretty damn funny. I think the parents really enjoy it LOL! They were on those release leashes. You know you press the button and choke themself. What a tease.

"Go play son."

*Lil one running*

"Hehehe" *Evil grin* *Button*

*Lil one on ass crying*

LOL!!! Good times. People are silly!

Anywho I gotta run. People are coming back.

Later Gators!

Jamie G.

Current Location: Work
Current Mood: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Current Music: Random Radio

OMG here's one for the books!

Me and my friends were looking for firework shows for the 4th and we found 2. One in Honolulu that was 20 minutes long and one near us at Kailuia Beach that was 30 minutes long. Hm how to chose how to chose...tons of traffic and 20 minutes or no traffic, walking distance, beach, and 10 minutes longer seemed like a no brainer eh? Kailuia it is!

So we go down there and pick out some prime beachy realistate to plop our bottoms. (I made my bottom a comfy hole) We had some time so we watched the lil dingy boat playing out in the bay. I asked my buddy where the fireworks were gonna come from and she said the flat island in the middle. I was like ok thats a bird santuary this should be interesting, When the shock came and the first firework blew off the...DINGY!!!

That little boat battling the windy water wasn't play he was trying to get into position!!! Some fool really went out and bought a cheapass wooden dingy from safeway and packed it full of 30 minutes worth of HE High Explosivies!!! He only made it a little past 10 minutes before his mighty vessel caught on fire. It was the funnest things I have ever seen! A rescue chopper with serchlights came out and had a spot light on the guy. If that wasn't humliating enough everyone was like ok that must mean it's over and started applauding and walking away while he's on his exsploive dingy! LOL!!! I could just imagine the guy on the radio asking for help and yelling DINGY 1 GOING DOWN!!! I REPEAT DINGY 1 GOING DOWN!!!!

...I wish I brought my camera...

Dingy 1 Witness,

USS Jamie

Current Location: Bat cave!
Current Mood: DE DE DEEEEEEEE
Current Music: MXPX Chick Magnet

Now tell me what's your first thought when I say Geco shit? Is it missile? Well that's not what came to my mind when I heard those words together in the same sentence. I thought I heard wrong. Nope I most definitly did not! So here's your next question...what do you think they wanted to do to this said Geco shit? If you said "Make the LCpl scrub it off," You win no prize what so ever but you are right! Congrats!

Anywho it was really not all that bad I mean how many people can say they scrubbed geco shit off a live missile? That's not something you hear very often. It was funny we couldn't find anything to clean it up with so we did what anybody in our situation would do... Grab paper towels and his bottle of water. Anyway's when we opened the door and there was the missils covered in Geco shit! It's one thing to read and a whole different thing actually seeing it... It made me giggle. >.<
Anywho I swept off the crusty stuff right and some of it ended up in TM1's bottle of water! More got in it when I used it to scrub the crap off. I think you're knowing where this is going. HE DRANK IT!!! He DRANK GECO POOPY WATER AND ENJOYED IT!!! I'm honestly thinking about make it a breand of water... Hey if the french can do it!...

Jamie G.

P.S. Bottles of Geco Poopy on sale for $1.10! Get'em while their hot!

Current Location: Hidden behind curtains
Current Mood: POOPY!!!!!!!!
Current Music: Bang on the drum

HIA ALL!!!

ALOHA FROM HAWAII!!!

So I finally made it here. It's gorgous! Things out of my dreams. >.< Jealous yet. Anywho the first morning was interesting because well at 530 there was a bird outside sqwacking like a damn lizard getting stomped on, I later found out it was a gecio. Scared the crap out of me it did. Anywho there are all kinds of weird looking birds out here. There's some with a quaill body (Best not let Cheney hear about these little guys) and a tiny little peanut dove head. Really weird looking but they're everywhere. And they're are these brown puffin looking birds that freaking hop! I kid you not this thing cleared the sidewalk in one leap without flapping! It's like the Ethupoians in "The Sign". Jumping over houses and crap! Crazy!
Winter here is awesome! One minute it's sunny and warm out then it's pouring on you! BUT IT'S STILL SUNNY AND WARM!!! This is my kinda winter!Yeah I'm still exploring the base I'm proud to say I left my room and found it again without asking for directions. I know I know Pat my back I deserve it.

I just relized I'm like pasty white. Like UBER pasty white it's the semi redhead curse!!! I must get color!!! MUST!!! GET!!! COLOR!!! Reds a color... That'll do donkey. Anywho I think I'm scaring people with all my energy I think I'm gonna try to get morfe out so I don't shock and awe them so early in the morning. >.< I know that's nice.

Aloha G Strings!

Jamie

Current Location: Room
Current Mood: SQEEEEEE
Current Music: JT hehehe

Well I'm finally outy!!! I'm out of North Carolina!!! I'm in the airport right now and boy oh boy do people look at you weird when you're surrounded by cami bags and an entourage of high and tights. There's this army girl sitting across from me looking at me like I might just eat her so she's smiling that please stay on your side smile. People are funny creatures.

Anywho I'm finally going home. I'm going to watch my bird try to eat my visitors whole and watch my dad running with his hands over his head screaming something about demon spawn chicklets. Good times. I'm really going to enjoy myself. Though I'd enjoy myself more if I got more than 11 (3 for travel and being used for it) of leave before I head out to my duty section in the middle of the Pacific. There's people literally going across the street from cherry point and they're getting 15 days. Needless to say I'm feeling a bit jipped. All is well though they're stuck in NC for the next 4 years and I'm going on a 4 year vacation hot spot where I will no longer have to run around in thermals, 2 sweatshirts and a ski jacket (Which I have on right now and I feel like a down right heifer!) SO HA!

...Don't judge me...

Aloha

LCpl Goucher (Promoted OOOOCHAAAA!!!)

P.S. Why must I fork over 80 for an extra bag??? All thermals and sweatshirts...

Current Location: Living Room
Current Mood: HOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEE
Current Music: E News

I'm off to Hawaii!!! That's right I'm the one and it's pretty much impossible to get orders there but that's what's on my papers!!! Hawaii!!! Warm, water, beach I don't need nother else. I'm so happy I have to go celebrate... What to do what to do!!! WEHHHHHHHAAAAAA!!!

Happy Girl!!

Jamie

Current Location: Station Library
Current Mood: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Current Music: Anastasia

And only 2 more to go!!! I'm top in class and ready to get out of here. Student status sucks! It's like being in elementray school again but I'm learning to blow crap up so it's a little better yeah! They still haven't told me my orders but I'm thinking I'm going to Yuma! WARM AT LAST!!! YES!!!!!

Anywho about the last two weeks. I'll give it to you in a list of things I've done and if you wanna know more tell me and I'll expand because wow it's a long story. :-)

LIST:

*Stood up to Shitless the shitbag

*Stood up to Tanner the hairless wonder

*Met my roommate The Nazi ( Code name)

*Became friends with a really cool guy

*Fought with The Nazi Got the Nazi to move out (She had to come back 5 minutes later...goodtimes)

*Got Nazi so scared she started asking my premission to use the head

*Was told by mama to keep my horns in and to not lock my roommate in the head with fishing wire and super glue...

*Babysat Sgts. Adhd child, Hanging underwear on the fan and waaalaaaaaa instant propelled fun!(Goodfun)

*Broke cool guys heart


2 WEEKS TO GO!!!

Ok got to run I'm watching Family Values with really cool guy. Later!

Jamie

Current Location: Station Library
Current Mood: MUHAHAHAHA
Current Music: Adams Family

Hia all. Sorry it's been a while I've been a bit busy. I'm now in Cherry Point NC. It can't decide if it wants to be hot or cold here so I carry my sweatshirt everywhere with me. Like today it was hot and then after I took my sweatshirt off it started getting cold. The weathers against me!!! It's on my list. Anywho there's nothing here. I mean the greatest thing around here is Wal-Mart and that's farther than 30 miles from here. LOL!!! They don't even have a Barnes and Nobles or borders here. Kinda scary! Oh but they do sell tanning beds. Long story involving contacts, carmats and nowandlaters... Yeah...Hmmm... Anywhos...

The 9th was the Marine Corps Birthday Ball. I went and had a ball. Hehehe. They made me where my skirt and heels that didn't fit. Bad combo with me but I made it work. I stuffed the shoes with TP untill they wouldn't go flying off and well it still didn't help the fact that I had no control over my two feet. Hahaha when we were waiting for the shuttles someone found a frisbee and we played Alpha frisbee!!! It was hilarious. No one could move normally and we're all running around like idots trying to grab the frisbee. One guy run into a pole! LOL!!! Good times. At the ball there was a Captin that was literally shorter than me and he got jiggy with it. It was awesome! I was never without a partner it was fun.

My love life just keeps getting better and better! Here it is as it stands 1 of me 5 of them. Scary yes I know. God give me strength. hehehe. I wont get into this considering some are probably reading this. >.<

Anywho got to get going. Missed you all long time. Thank you! Come again!

Jamie

P.S. Final Fantasy 12 is FREAKING AWESOME YEHAAA NERDSSSSS LIKE MEEEE!!!!!!

I'm never doing that again! OMG!!! Last night Thompson convinced me to buy a Redline energy drink to keep myself awake during my post. I should've known what was gonna happen just by looking at him. He was sweating, turning red and the poor boy couldn't stay still to save his life. But then again he did chug 4 in a 30 minute time period so I'm more shocked he didn't have a heart attack! :-) It did have a warning label after all. (Do not drink more than 2 in a day and more than a half in 2 hours! He was doomed from the beggining!)

Anywho I got up a half an hour before my post and chuged half of it. The stuff tastes like tropical punch very good! Anywho 5 minutes after I was wired like I've never been before! I was hopping around like a midget easter bunny on crack! Needless to say I stayed awake the whole time and almost got my bouncy ball taken away from me! BEUUUUUU!!! And then I couldn't get back to sleep and when I "woke up" for class I chuged the other half and I was talking so fast I resimbled the squirrel from Hoodwinked! It was funny I really wish somebody taped it...Oh well. I take it back I'm definitly doing that again.

:-D

I'm gonna go see if I can sit still through a movie!

Hyper,

Jamie G.

Current Location: CyberCafe
Current Mood: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hey all!!! My friend gave me a nudge and told me to write again and who am I to deny a corpsman! My HERO!!! Anywho I'm allowed internet acess once again! Where have I been? Well I've been on the East coast training.I'm a Marine now. PFC Goucher be my name and making boys on the PFT my bitches is my game. :-) That's fun.

Yeah now I'm in MOS school in Pensacola. It's all good though right now I'm in AWAT which means I'm up at 0 early in the morning and sitting in front of a comp. doing a course for 8 hours. I swear everyday the same thing happens...my left butt cheek goes numb. Is that normal? Should I get that checked? hehehe.

Anyways I'll start writing about my adventure here to entertain you all.But for now there is kareoke with drunk people and I have a camera so I think we all know what's going down. :-D Talk to you later!

Ordnance!!! OORAH!!!

Jamie

Hehehe I just learned today that someones doing an article on me! I don't know why that makes me laugh but it is funny. The poeple called Msgt Williams asking for qoutes on me and stuff! Crazy anywho Thought I'd share. And I still have to go tell dad I'm leaving for Bootcamp on Monday.

That's right Monday I'm gone.I switched and and got a kickass job and I'm going with someone I know too. A little moral support can go a long way. Talk to you all later.

Jamie

Current Location: *HAPPY DANCE*
Current Mood: AHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA!!!
Current Music: Fall out boy